ho ho ho

it’s a natural marking on my face

RUDE.

i like it bitter

FatBird-atello

complete with nunchucks and guts pizza

cowabunga everybirdie

i’m sorry that an all-guts diet results in a lot of fat retention but it’s who i am

it’s my lifestyle

you don’t fucking judge me for how i choose to live my life

like an even creepier maximilian pegasus from that yu-gi-oh show

or jade curtiss

mmmm

…!

Suddenly, a riding crop, whip, and butt plug appear in the Doctor’s left hand.

[and by left hand I mean right wing ahahaha]

very good, very good

[the ask box is officially open! ask a poorly drawn psychotic fat bird all your questions!]